"True love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe... They're so perky, I love that. " -Miracle Max

Should you actually want to attempt Miracle Max's favorite dish, here's the best I could do:
http://www.awesomecuisine.com/recipes/1693/1/Mutton-Sandwich/Page1.html

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