And now for the official Westley is cranky moment...

"Faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. Now, tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?"

And in my perfect, slightly feminist re-write of this Buttercup's line should be, "How about you find a local job next time, Wes."

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